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A LOVE LETTER FROM A FAMOUS MATHEMATICIAN TO HIS BELOVE

December 16, 2008

My Dear Love,


Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric
lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular
Arden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a
tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I
should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as
an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would
be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher
order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras

 

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